I’ve stolen so many fonts…

Instead of having some form of verifiable indication, people are just supposed to “think hard”? Have you looked around lately?

The problem only gets worse with AI creeping closer.

What? I prefer knowing if someone I interact with is genuine. As opposed to Twitter, where I just know they have a recurring monthly payment.

I don’t know…seems like an impossible task.

Do I have to do it tonight, or can there be a ‘waiting period’? (I have nothing to wear…)

Are you saying we all need to install a continually rotating VPN when we’re surfing the internet? As chaff?

Two men in a boat is already pretty hot for some people.

Yeah, and when you burn that fuel it gets hotter, and that makes it a little lighter too.

Don’t forget to account for all the helium leaking out of balloons. That’s part of the reason the earth gets lighter too.

I say ether. Every once in a while I find someone infuriated by that, and it gives me much joy.

Can I have two? I always wanted to do two sex robots at the same time.

Nice try Elon. Go back to Twitter.

Is this really “green” though? Heat pumps are efficient because they’re transferring some heat energy from one place to another. Heat pumps don’t generate all the heat internally. This just seems like saving money by using more electricity when it’s cheaper

It’s called The People’s House for a reason.

Trump had threatened a 200 percent tariff on EU alcoholic drinks if bourbon had been hit.

Sorry, you’re not going to find The Duck Factory anywhere. Despite being Jim Carrey’s first starring roll, it’s just a formulaic 80s sitcom with limited production value and typical period writing.

Get a dog, you big lovable jerk.

They will start with the porn. That’s where they’ll get the least pushback. Then it will spread to all NSFW subreddits.

Oh boy, that looks…not good.

Nobody is taking this seriously, except racists. Were I stationed at Fort Bragg, I would take pride in knowing the fort was named after someone with actual patriotism. But I’d be shamed in knowing the real reason for the name.