Did the 3DS hack a few months ago, and it’s been great. Even if you only play games you own, keeping them all on one SD card has been so convenient.

Wait, your church has drugs (sometimes)?

Oh, really?

•music too loud

•choke on rhinestone that flew off during dancing

•crushed between two sweaty drag queens

•drugs sometimes

Oh, wait, you said safer. Yeah.

Cars Georg, who buys only diamond Lamborghinis, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

I’m betting the “criminals must die” clause isn’t invoked for this one.

There’s an edit of the first movie where they just use guns. They float the feather by shot-juggling it.

Thought the thumbnail was Mia Khalifa for a second. “how people experience our franchises beyond the games themselves” indeed.

I do enjoy self checkout, but yesterday one demanded that I put my bag of rice back in my cart before I could continue. Something about heavy or fragile items. The problem was that I didn’t have a cart, but I did have several more items.

I was thinking more along the lines of the wielder acting like a battery. No midichlorians, no saber.

My current (possibly wrong) understanding is that jedi keep the planet with the crystals secret, so that not just anyone can go make a saber. On top of that, the Force allows a user to kinda “extend” their perception, which allows for things like reflecting blaster shots, as well as being hyper aware of their personal space during saber duels. So a trained jedi can “see” things like how far a blade is from hitting them, even if they can’t actually see, and that determines how they move.

So it’s more that taking one would be like robbing a special forces soldier, and playing with one would most likely kill or dismember you.

I was so disappointed when I found out that lightsabers just had an on switch. I learned about the crystals (and Star Wars in general) through cultural osmosis, and I was like “Oh, so you pass force energy through the crystal, and it becomes the visible blade.” Made perfect sense.

But no. You forget your saber in a spaceport toilet, and a six year old shuts the place down.

Finally, AI does something relatable.

Look, man, I gotta play Sim Theme Park. If everything else blows up, that’s a problem for later.

As long as they keep and use hand sanitizer before they touch anything, it’s whatever. Actually, the hand sanitizer would probably put a stop to it.

That said, I don’t think anyone would want to interact with that person if at all possible.

There’s so much foot stuff.

Nah, Mimi just loves Roy in general.

Or, hear me out: neither. Make your devices cry when they try to display the number of unopened emails you have.

But I don’t want Brütal Legend 2. How much for Psychonauts 3?

“What would you do if you saw me naked in your kitchen?”

“Call the cops.”

Reminds me of the Family Guy bit:

“I’m a Seventh Day Adventist! We believe all the same things you do, but the sabbath is Saturday!”

“WHAT?!”