Congratulations!! You’ll get there soon. I believe in you!

Congratulations! I hope you treated yourself today!

One day I hope to achieve that as well.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

I remember when some friends had unlimited inbound calls. I’d get texts to say call me so they wouldn’t have to pay for minutes lol

It’s not enabled by default