Beautiful. Do you have a recipe?

There are face mites that also don’t poop. Their lifes are so short that simple holding it in till they’re dead is easier

For a second I thought they went full meta and made an in-game mini boss or final boss that talks directly to that fan

But “wiping something off the map” already is a metaphor.
If you literally “wipe something off a map” it would mean that you walk up to a map, take out a piece of cloth or similar wiping implement, and wipe the map until whatever you want to “wipe off” is no longer recognizable.

Which I guess is bad in terms that you’ve just damaged a piece of navigational equipment, not nothing really happened aside from that

Some real cow tools vibes going on

Upvoted for pointing out what made me upvote this post

Jeez dad, I’ve already said I’m sorry for losing. It’s been five years, when will you stop mentioning that game?

Okonomiyaki, Japanese cabbage pancake

The recipe has some ingredients which might be hard to find if you live outside Japan, but Kenji also explains how to substitute most of them

I mean, have you at least given it a try

Nice. In German we have “am Arsch der Welt”, lit. translating to “at the arse of the world” to refer to the middle of nowhere

There’s currently a disinformation campaign happening between hand dryer and paper towel manufacturers and it is just the weirdest thing: [YT link]

I love the casualness of this

I will not be standing for this Tik-Tok hate

Harry Cox was born in Barton Turf in 1885, the seventh of thirteen children born to Robert Cox (1837–1928)

Harry Cox, son of Dick Cox

At this point might as well name your son Veiny and Throbbing

Delightful and relatable

Man, I always forget the big foot fungus plague of '05. So many corpses, littering the streets…

Probably typed in import antigravity

Rookie mistake

https://xkcd.com/353/

Do I have to?

Ok, fine. But you’ll have to sing some good cadences

AND NO “OLD KING COLE”!

Closed for Saturnalia