What’s this, what’s this!

Simo Häyhä is laughing from his grave!

I’m not sure if this is sarcastic, but either way it’s a pretty awful take.

“He sticks everything he finds up his nose.”

We in that linussy?

Monsters of the week, more escape then anything else I’ve played for a long time!

Just a Pepsi!

Dead babies everywhere, a mountain of bones on which to place my throne.

He’s already won with 97% of the vote!

The other 3% have their execution dates set.

The US military has a soft spot for dead babies.

2009, I’m driving to work, today is gonna be hype!

I think the IDF just enjoys killing civilians, regardless if they’re their own.

“I was watching late night infomercials, when one came on and said ‘forget everything you know about slipcovers,’ so I did, and it was a load off my mind. And then they tried to sell me slipcovers but I didn’t know what the fuck they were”

~Mitch Hedburg

Watched someone do a run about a year ago, watch pause menu hit me hard!

Cum onto me my children…

Dude that’s like a Tuesday on the flats, can I speed up the process?

I already have the guitar, now all I need is a flamethrower!

Everything is inherently political when you really boil it down.

We’ve strayed so far.