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Yeah, that makes more sense

BMX maybe?

Too late! Run away!

Either an electrical problem that’s burning them out or shitty bulbs.

If you have a dimmer switch, you have to get dimmer compatible bulbs.

You’re gonna need a time machine…

When Spider Jerusalem steals Doctor Who’s ray gun, omg

wtf? 4:3? Really?

Hall effect screens when? XD

lmao, wtf is this from?

Just like the old saying, “It takes Asian Old Man to make Asian Old Man.”

Fuck, I wish I had disposable income so I could buy these and surreptitiously post them up in my coworkers’ offices.

Theme: Religion

“So, what religion are you?”

“Asian Old Man.”

Hell yeah, thanks for posting the recipe!

(for reference in case anyone is looking https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food-network-kitchen/perfect-salmon-burgers-recipe-2105786)

Damn, that looks great! I bet it would be good with chicken too.

[Catch 22 intensifies]

Shit Emily, that’s deep.

Bikes work just fine in rain or snow, you just need to be prepared for the weather.

laughs in bicycle

laughs in blocked charges and chargebacks

This would work better if he just asked, “What CDs?”