

I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.


I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.


Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.
My family is full of semi hoarders, i’m quite the opposite, and i often really don’t get them.
But then i hold two pieces of wood in my hands and contemplate for a few moments if i should keep them.
Because everyone who was in prison will kill your family for a few hundred dollars. Yes.
That’s not really how it works legally. But rightfully, yes.
I just had an insane flashback. We absolutely did that.


My bedroom has super high ceilings, and one night, there was a fly in there. Not just a fly, it was the fattest fly i have ever seen. It was so loud that i couldn’t sleep. She also decided to land on my face every other minute. Because of the high ceilings, i didn’t even see a point to try to catch it, that thing absolutely terrorised me. Suddenly i heard how she flapped her wings erratically so i jumped up and investigated.
The smallest spider in my whole house just made the catch of her lifetime.i pointed at it and laughed like an insane super villain. I love my little spider friends.


Chinese again? We had chinese food yesterday.
People in china eat chinese food every day.
First you would have them to admit that trans or gay people are even people.


Congrats, you’re now a narwhal


Or do the Bethesda thing and let people playtest their slop and fix it for free.
I once showed my girlfriend how to make edibles. I told her to not lick the bowl or the spoon. I still don’t know what she thought why i said it, but she proceeded to lick it anyway. She was so plastered that she couldn’t hold herself on the sofa.
I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn’t speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?