Can we please not accidentally Bobiverse these creeps, this sounds far too similar. Worst possible ending for humanity

Dude managed to get a parenthetical inside a parenthetical, respect

Engagement bait

🤷‍♂️ Sorry

Actually, yes, for good reason god dammit. Venus is terrifying. The acid-rain, steel-crushing atmosphere, volcanic climate, weird fuckin’ backwards-spin of it’s rotation? Shit ain’t natural, each day I wake up expecting scientists to find the mustache it’s been twirling

I’m antisocial & in my mid 20s so take it with a grain of salt, but I guess probably my current relationship.

“Broke up on Christmas day but still very happy living with eachother until the lease is over; relationship nearly hasn’t changed during this time, including the frequent sex and helping eachother financially, but now we’re also helping eachother figure out how to date people again”

There’s probably a more concise way of phrasing that.

Edit: inb4 !ihavesex

Why does this work?