Children as young as 11 who demonstrate misogynistic behaviour will be taught the difference between pornography and…

You are correct sir.

Thought this was The Onion for a moment…

That sharkie is adorkable as hell lol

CAN CONFIRM LMAOOOO

Don’t pay back your loans, it’s all a scam hahaha

Real lmao

Look.

I get your point, but I still haven’t gotten over the trauma from the time I installed openSUSE on my desktop as a teenager because Windows Vista had gotten too slow for me and I’d seen some people talking about Linux online.

Somehow, the bug I ended up encountering on this distro was the worst thing imaginable: the inability to download anything, ever again. So even when I found solutions for it on obscure forums… I was unable to download any tools to actually use to rectify this problem.

My computer was a brick for 3 years.

This was a long time ago, and I’ve graduated with a degree in CompSci since then. However, I’ll never forget the one Linux/Unix course I took, where the final was to blindly install a Linux OS onto the machine.

I had issues with 5/6 of them.

I remember briefly asking the professor for guidance, worried I was gonna fail… and he confessed to me that he’d never actually done it before, so he didn’t really understand why they weren’t working.

The professor of the university level course.

So yeah, my days of tinkering with Linux are over. I’m happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Linux is the most nightmarish OS for a layman user of all time lol

The worst part is when they’re girl-next-door natural beauties like this.

Your brain can say no to an obvious escort/Victoria secret model suspect, but when your animal brain starts shutting down your frontal lobe with “Oh my god, she’s the one!!” malware you’re screwed lmao

get a feeling of how the idealistic image of USA painted my movies/music/etc

It was all idealism in the end, sorry to ruin the fantasy.

Where have I seen this before…

Alternatively… just get a CRT. Or hell, even an old plasma screen lol

If you root your tv…

My brother in christ.

People’s Republic of United States

What do they do with people that intentionally avoid social media? Is it simply presumed they’re hiding something?

Ding ding ding, now we’re finally getting somewhere here.

I’m beginning to believe the point to all this is to, if you’ll excuse the cliche, “literally become 1984”. They want to normalize the idea of having your every thought and action recorded and monitored across state-surveilled social media platforms.

So if for some reason you take a weekend holiday up in New England and decide to keep that to yourself? Now it’s suspicious. What were you doing in Vermont? Meeting up with other communists? Planning a revolution, perhaps? Detained.

Had me in the first half lmao

FAFO

Relevant

I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what’s next.

People who wanted this to happen so they can turn the country into another isolated ethnic state.

I mean it genuinely is, seems like others are still in denial and not getting the message.

European: Haha, yeah I hate foreigners too! Now, onto our vacation in the Florida Keys-

Trump: No, you. I meant you. Get out.

Ikr? Yet people are so afraid to visit China by contrast…

(Not that I blame theme)