Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

…(•_•)…

…( •_•)>⌐■-■…

…(⌐■_■)…

The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

So I’ll be driving a lot of cars and racing them in lobbies filled with kids ramming?

Mugello, Suzuka, your time to shine starts now!

The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Geez…that guy really needs to get laid by a Miku Robot.

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…

I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…

Good to see you in the field Harley Q.

What a shame. Guess he’ll be walking on the sun soon…

Yes. Even things being from a game appear in the dream, or references of it…I play a lot of racing games and although it’s disturbing, I like seeing that EcoBoost Ford GT in my dreams.

Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mixed their DNA? Dayum he’s the Ken that Barbie movie should’ve used.

Australia:

“Fuck off ya fuckin gronk!”

Or Ya fuckin mutt cunt!!"