because it’s auto-pay only

Yep, that was me last night.

looks at clock

Well, fuck.

That’s a Challenger.

The real body was the friends we made along the way.

It looks like the AI screw jack is reverse threaded which wouldn’t be obvious until you begin turning it… and that actually isn’t a bad metaphor for today’s AI.

Why?

If I’d even be responsible for my own particles then everyone’s fucked. I’m barely holding it together as it is…

4/19 and 4:20 I’ve got down. What’s -421?

I’m sorry but what exactly is harder than amphetamines?

They teach troops that sort of thing because it’s better than death by dehydration but, no, urine has been shown not to be sterile repeatedly.

Would smash.

And that was in 2013. Weren’t most of those devices feature phones?

Randall’s going to need to make some revisions:

https://xkcd.com/2892/

My own comment was also ambiguous but I was referring to the noticeably thicker eyebrows, not only in the third panel but also in the second and fourth. I don’t know the artist’s intent and I am prone to overthinking but it seemed to me like it might be a subtle way to indicate differences between the bodies of the characters.

Mmmmmmmm forbidden blueberries

The eyebrows are a nice touch.

That refers to flatulence.

Very impressive network latency. Usually when people send messages with these they have to wait weeks for a reply.