What if you hit a lambo?
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34·16 days agowho wants loose liberal women everywhere?
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No worries, here’s some context on the lamppost thing if you’re interested
The point is: the people hanging them on lampposts don’t know that, hence half of them being upside down.
To be fair, as somebody who has put flags on lampposts, it’s slightly difficult to coordinate the flag orientation when you’re at the top of a ladder.
3·1 month agoI hated that he turned down the remote at the end. I get that it’s the message of the film, don’t fast-forward your life etc, but it had so many other cool features!
Take the remote, disable the FF button, enjoy being a time lord!
Oh yeah I definitely wouldn’t recommend doing this unless you’re comfortable with all your colleagues!
Exactly, it’s my own version of teaching cyber security!
I recently set somebody’s homepage to meatspin.com and they snitched on me to the boss because they were worried they’d get pulled up for visiting NSFW websites. The boss just said “Why was your PC unlocked?”
If a coworker leaves their pc unlocked near me I like to click the phishing emails so they have to do the course. Tee hee!
10·3 months agoIt’s ok they’ll store every person as a column in an Excel 2003 spreadsheet so they’ll only have data for the first few thousand people
Recently had an issue where I deployed something with Docker but it wasn’t working properly for a few people in the business. It turned out to be the people who installed Docker with Snap. The main reason to use Docker is so that it works the same across different OSs and setups, but Snap managed to come along and ruin that.
2·3 months agoIn song format
I applied for them once. Went through multiple rounds of bullshit, to just be turned down without giving me a reason or any feedback. One of the rounds was answering a list of inane questions such as “what would your highschool friends say about you?”. Never again.
12·4 months agoThey’re the fucks who play music
11·4 months agoThere’s a lesson I learnt from playing team games: If your teammate makes a bad call that you disagree with, you should still follow them 100%. Going all-in on a questionable decision is almost always better than second guessing each other.
I think it applies here, and it’s why right wingers and religions are so effective. They don’t care if their arguments are flawed or their leader is a rapist, they’re jumping into that fight every time.
1·4 months agoHooray, you have better security than Apple, who won’t let me use my own email because some idiot in Australia used it first.
2·4 months agoHi it’s still broken on my machine. I’ve tried turning it off and on again
I believe everybody should get a downvoted comment every now and then. Have a real opinion, people!
(I mean things like enjoying Nickelback or hating dogs. No bigotry)
I loved the PCs that had Ctrl + up as a shortcut to flip the monitor orientation. I think it was a Dell thing?
My favourite prank was to flip the screen upside down then unplug the keyboard. Good luck saving your work fuck face
Sounds wild to me. In UK the third party liability insurance limit is usually in the millions.