I am of the opinion there’s a happy medium between tweets sent by the HR department and Elon’s white supremacy XD

He’s not, don’t put words in my mouth please. If you don’t understand why speaking in something other than bland corpospeak might be appealing, I don’t kn̈ow what to tell you.

Well Jerkface, because I have grown to dislike the constant corporate euphemism born of utter terror of controversy.

For some reason I’m reminded of the new Top Gun’s absolute refusal to name their enemy. The studios’s pathetic cowardice took me right out of the movie.

There was some controversy about this a while back; Magneto Charleston tried this over the board, but Hank Newman strategically brought a vibrating bum-plug to constantly keep the boards slightly out of alignment!

Frankly, I loathe the professional unwillingness to criticize anyone else. Some people frankly suck at acting, and they shouldn’t have to be Wiseau bad before anyone says something.

I’m no prude, but it causes me at least 1d4 psychic damage every time I see him force an actress to rub her feet against the camera for his own sexual gratification.

No you’re supposed to read this and be furious!

Not read this and think “how would a monopoly on eggs in preindustrial China exist, this story smells of bullshit”

How does one have a monopoly on eggs in a non-hypetindustrial country? Did grandpa invent the chicken and visit every village and start renting out hens XD

Funnily enough, I was just introduced to this fascinating little game about being a paperclip making machine.

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

I spent a good 3 or 4 hours playing instead of sleeping.

Nice job not remotely adressing my point, while callously handwaving away rape and diappearances as a tool of governmental control by claiming I support their mildly less authoritarian neighbors. When you feel the need to strawman the shit out of someone, you should know you’re talking out of your ass.

This is the country you are explicitly defending. https://www.amnesty.org/en/location/middle-east-and-north-africa/middle-east/iran/report-iran/

How fucking disingenuous can you be? Like the number of prties is an indicator if how good you’re doing democracy, ignoring the rape, torture, murder, and disappearance of dissidents.

You should be ashamed to defend such a brutal regime, unless you live there in fear of arbitrary arrest for not.

Well that’s nice! Time to read the comments that I predict will be nothing but whineing about it!

TIL they’re called wheelchairs because they are chairs with wheels

Before I even read the thing, “here’s the link, I havent read it myself” is the single most gigachad thing I’ve ever read, you live up to your username my dear King/Queen/Inbetween, thank you!

Wait, what are the 12 things to do before one calls the cops?

How are you posting on TIL without at least giving us a Wikipedia article? For shame OP! Today only you, and nobody else learns!

Jokes aside, on the topic of this amazing walled city, apart from it being an admittedly filthy anarchic crime-ridden shithole, it genuinely is an intensely interesting place straight out of a cyberpunk setting, it genuinely was a wonder of the world

I mean crist rock isn’t rock, so

https://youtu.be/bzUPG8olnO0

Was my exe’s favorite, gotta love those ballads

Based