GreenPlasticSushiGrass

Electrolytes.

Skynet return to monke.

“Victuals” is the source of the term “vittles”, if you’re feeling particularly folksy.

That sounds like the premise for a new Tim & Eric series.

I find a nice bourbon works well for adult boo-boos.

It said that it wasn’t bigger than a housecat. That threw me off.

The Polish side of my family called these halupki. Basically the same, but I think they used ground beef and there was sauerkraut in the sauce.

Depends on the job, I guess. Back in my shift work days the mids were pretty chill.

Refurbs FTW! I scored a lot of good (but not cutting edge) electronics back in the heyday of TigerDirect.

She’ll wake up in 10 hours with a whole new outlook on life.

YW! Our household is mostly vegetarian, but I’m sure the recipe will work with chicken. Or maybe even sausage!

YW. Enjoy!

Please see the comment above for the basic recipe and modifications.

Here is the basic recipe. I made the following modifications: I soaked 1/2 oz of dried porcini mushrooms in 1/2 c of boiling water for 15 minutes, then used the soaking liquid in the recipe and cut the broth back by 1/2 c. We also ended up adding about 1.5 tsp of paprika when adjusting seasoning at the end. Next time we decided that we would substitute shallot for onion.

I actually, for real, made mushroom stroganoff tonight because all of these memes made me hungry for it.

…and now it’s not funny anymore.

Stop with your ableist microaggression!

/s, btw.

Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don’t take this Michael McDonald DVD that you’ve been playing for two years straight off, I’m going to kill everyone in the store and put a bullet in my brain.

My gf smokes errday and can handle her weed. Edibles fucked her up.

I just read about this! The bowl of petunias was an incarnation of Agrajag. “Not again” referred to being killed by Arthur. Again.