Ya know, I do try to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to scams, but damn do stories like yours make it hard.

Man fuck those guys. Not a sysadmin myself, but from what I hear the position is criminally underappreciated. Why is it so hard for people to understand that if things aren’t breaking, it means people are doing their job correctly?

Even if I could’ve bought in 2019 I’d have been happy, but silly me was prioritizing paying off other debts rather than saving for a down payment. Damn pandemic.

I wish I could teach them how to get and keep a regular job.

Or at least do some chores, I really feel like they’re not pulling their weight around here.

Skip the castle and call the princess directly!

Thank you for your contribution to the betterment of society.

I understood this until I didn’t. What the hell kinda culty language is this lmao.

??? Damn that’s the first I’ve heard of that. I wonder if that’s so the government could justify pushing around native american revervations, or taking places like Hawai’i into the States? I can’t imagine many Countries would willingly allow the US govt to just take their shit

Jesus christ

You know those putty erasers that you could stretch out and make them super duper soft and fluffy?

I want to consume something with that texture.

You imply that you used to have a habit of buying domains for single jokes.

I want details.

Okay you already had my attention but I’m absolutely running with #10

Just get a wireless ethernet adapter (which exists and I loathe the fact that it does)

For a non-boring answer:

Introduce alcohol producing microbes into your mouth to replace the plaque-producing variety

(not recommended)

The Mummy.

Conversation with my mom recently when the new movie came out:

Mom: Something something the old one was better, we should watch that one

Me: hell no I will never willingly watch that damned movie

Mom: What? But we used to watch it all the time! I thought you loved it!

Me: You loved it, I was 4 and the scarab scene traumatized me

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The best thing that’s come out of this ChatGPT bullshit is making me feel like I’m actually good at my job. To be clear, I’m not - but at the very least I can reverse engineer functional code and logically map out what I think is supposed to be happening. The bare minimum that should be required, and yet here we are, with me being able to lord my wizardry over the ChatGPT peasantry.

ETA: specifically lording myself over people who use ChatGPT to do the whole thing, not people who just use it to cut down on busywork

It’s true, spaghettification sauce stains clothes. Best keep Jr out of it entirely.

At least posts don’t take to sniffing bleach, unlike my own shelter cat idiot. Seriously, I actually have to keep the bathroom door closed after I clean if for hours so she doesn’t go in and roll around in the stuff

Bro I was clearly talking about the phones not having a headphone jack.