Guillotine

Bankrupt Tesla

Greece

What does this have to do with technology though

When i was a kid we had a battle going where we would put a cookie or snack in a container, fart in it, seal the lid, then tell a friend they could have the last cookie

Dio!

Took long enough

Yikes. West palm beach douchiness is next level

Baby Shark makes every parent/ teacher/ care taker’s heart sink to the depths death metal could only dream of

DON’T WORRY BABE, YOUR DAD’S PROBABLY COOL. HE’LL TOTALLY CRANK HOG WHEN GIVEN THE CHANCE! AROOOOOOO!!!

Most asbestos is made in Russia currently so definitely

Funk is the ultimate genre

!demeta@programming.dev

Oh no there’s another one

My coworker who grew up in the soviet union and just moved here from a country trump hates had no problem recently

Anal probes wouldn’t surprise me given how things are going

Seasteading mad lad actually did it

Listing the beers and sleeping canary as backup lol

Nice, just needs ‘from the toilet’