Same. My wife and I have a shared bank account which our salaries go into and which our bills come out of. Neither of us are especially profligate so it works fine. We discuss any significant purchases, but don’t worry about the small stuff, just check the budget through the month as we go. We never argue about money.

According to the same logic, it doesn’t crumble.

Where the fuck do you live that you have crumbly pizza?

You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!

Thanks, post edited to include the non-web reference.

Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

The age old story…

^Though ‘permits prompt privy passage’ might have worked better/^

It’s nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

If it’s just the one potato then I’d oven bake it until the skin was crisp; half it and scoop out the flesh; mix the flesh with butter, grated cheese, crumbled bacon or pancetta, chives or spring onions, salt, pepper, maybe some chilli flakes; spoon the mixture back into the skins; and give it another 10-15 minutes in the oven.

Watch out for the UK government removing the requirement for Country Of Origin labelling on food. If even a whiff of it stinks up your nostrils then chlorinated US chicken will surely follow.

“Give me your rich, your wealthy,
Your crass oligarchs yearning for tax-free status,
The corrupt billionaires of your teeming shore.
Send these, the non-domiciled well-to-does to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden toilet!”

“I have improved my Marmite banana recipe”

Wasn’t there a subreddit for sentences which have never been said before (and in some cases which should never be said)? Is there a fediverse community equivalent?

In a paella it’s called socarrat and is considered the best bit of the dish.

And that cat laid all of those eggs? Incredible.

If you build it, they will porn.

I knew Douglas Adams was wrong!

What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

feddit.uk represent! Best inna worl’! Oo are ya, oo are ya? Come an’ 'ave a go if you think yer’ardinuff!

And so forth, I’m sure you get the general gist.

Every PC I’ve ever owned has had some version of vi installed on it pretty much on day one of my owning it.

Well, sure, it’s a smash burger but with no seasoning other than S&P, just a shitload of super-finely chopped onion.

I mean, I don’t disagree with anything you say, but that’s because I have a progressive mindset. Which kind of was the point.