Just my luck to not get Monica Lewinsky in this scenario.

I’m a fat middle aged man with swamp crotch and severe scrotal alopecia. Not his thing.

I saw a 16:9 CRT in the trash a few years ago, it had just started to rain, the time it took to arrange secure transport it was soaked, so I passed. I didn’t feel like I could deal with the size and weight of the thing if I had to repair it as well.

But they do show up now and then.

You’ll have to suck it out of me. At least the half I can easily give…

Because software is cool so let’s just add more stuff!!

I’m as atheistic as they come but I’ll maybe ask a demiurge for that to happen.

probing them wrong

Always ask for consent first though.

The sheer amount of AI slop shorts on YouTube must be generating entire dollars in revenue by now. Who isn’t entertained and eagerly awaiting the next five million videos of the same scenario over and over again?

Or hit up the thrift stores. Eventually you’ll find something. I have to go because it’s the best place to buy fat man clothes.

Weird logic, those billionaires like Alex “I’ve got rectal worms” Karp or Jeff Bezos or Musk certainly don’t look like anyone I know.

What are apostrophes expensive now?

I picture you walking your tame giant isopod hunting for beach bananas…

Check under your couch for Russians. Or Venezuelans. Or is it Chinese? Whatever it is, it’s certainly not a home-made problem.

If you have a better way of generating videos of absurdly obese Olympic divers doing the bomb from a crane, I’d love to hear it.

Way ahead of you Luddites

edit

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/ukwjwa/anyone_remember_this_scam/

first link died for some reason, probably not enough RAM

As much as I dunk on doctors, people in general are even dumber.

I just came. When I wake up tomorrow it was all a fantasy.

Goodness, how am I supposed to store and stream more entertainment than I could watch in a lifetime now?

Computers are too powerful and too cheap. Bring back COBOL, painfully expensive CPU time, and some sort of basic knowledge of what’s actually going on.

Pain for everyone!

But the stories of Russians under my bed stealing my washing machine’s CPU are totally real.