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Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo?

Trump never paid to have a garbanzo on his chest.

Sounds like Torchwood is up to something again.

It’s been proven with cat’s meows. Distinct among various regions. And, they’re based on how human babies cry in those regions IIRC.

Deep sea deathticle

R/wewantplates

Vegetables. Purchased with all the intent of eating them before they go bad. I don’t eat them quickly enough and they go bad. There’s no in between stage. They were edible and now they are not.

See Golgafrincham

See Golgafrincham

That’s a bingo!

Make your own opening elsewhere on the package.

Here we GO!

Look on the back of the stems. That’s usually where you’ll find manufacturer’s stamps. At the same time, they kind of look like tarnished silver. Try polishing them!

You would if you don’t like surprises.

Big brother: “Okay, open your mouth and close your eyes, and I’ve got a big surprise!” Closes eyes: “not this time, fucker”

Not familiar with him. Now I’ll have to look him up! Basically, it’s combining two songs, singing the lyrics to one over the music of the other, then swapping.

Not exactly what you’re looking for, but check out Zonkey by Umphrey’s McGee. It’s a mashup album that is better than it has a right to be. Ever wonder how Electric Avenue and Highway to Hell could possibly work together? It’s delicious.

How long did it take to download 45 years of updates?

Cook with love. Sounds cheesy, but it matters. I’ve cooked angry before and the food sucked. We eat what we have and how you cook makes a world of difference.

Sausage gravy is the bomb. Can make bacon gravy the same way, too.

I feel your pain. I like over medium and sunny side up, she’ll puke.