Only because it can also be used as a weapon. Kyoketsu-shoge https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoketsu-shoge#%3A~%3Atext=The+kyoketsu-shoge+has+a%2Cand+many+such+other+uses.

Hawaiian Pizza is the best pizza, Nickelback is the greatest band, and Tom Brady is the greatest quarterback. Have at it.

And when I got there, I realized I was low on cache.

Bobby Hill? That boy ain’t right.

I’m going to need a banana for scale.

Toes? I do pushups with my penis. One, two, 360, three, four.

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I guess I can part from one and still be feared

I use an app called Tessie. It’s $5 a month for the rest of my life but i do like it . Keeps track of battery usage, trips, and links to Alexa.

None that you know of

Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

Ohh. Nibbler?

Did someone get a 3D Printer from the Czech Republic?

🎶 somebody one told me