Those flithy westerners

cowards

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The tears say it all man.

I think your cat is an alien.

As well as ex-wife material.

Am I supposed to know who the guy is? Is the joke that he is the cat?

I don’t know about that slice of pie between the legs

I changed my Tinder account bio to this thanks

I would have never guessed an Arch linux user would go by reddit_sux

I’ll have some minty # 1 in one cup and fruity # 4 in another

My room is still messed up, and I know why! Yea-yeah!

Now play Crazy Rap by afroman to balance it all out.

You got it all wrong. I ain’t have sex with katie. Lysol had sex with katie. I just filmed it.

I was gonna eat your pussy too but I was high

A decent sound system would be nice, something with bluetooth for convenience.

Oh naive padawan

To see McCarthy calling for an impeachment, despite a law the republicans themselves made to stop trump from getting impeached during his term, is comical. Literally elementary school logic.

Did you clear the history? You probably didn’t do that.

I love inkscape. But inkscape never loved me back. I’ve accepted this and continue to use inkscape unconditionally.