KingJalopy

I’ve never seen anyone suck on a corn dog.

I really haven’t lived I guess.

Shouldn’t a corn dog be considered a burrito?

Or is it a ravioli?

Bigly if true

I bet the gerbil on the wheel in his head is exhausted. He should shove a couple more up his ass to help out.

Add it to the pile

Every time I get a haircut they’re like so what would you like. I always say, I’m not the one who has to see it so just make it reasonable for others I guess. I’m the same with clothes, who cares what anyone wears?? If people don’t like it like you said, that’s on them.

You wouldn’t use those hours doing anything fun or productive. You’d spend it shitposting on lemmy.

Be real.

In our 16 year old dumb brains we equated it to “you’re a pussy”

Oh I know, that’s why it was in there.

You have a “cat” in your pants, you like to bite pillows, you fuck your mom…

We were not that enlightened in the 90s I’m afraid but it was all in good fun lol.

My punk band in the 90s write and recorded an entire song that was named that lol. It had other phrases such as “you like to bite your pillow” and classics such as “you are the fucker of mother’s”

Wish I still had that.

There are only 4 ways to communicate in a car what your intentions are to other drivers. Left blinker, right blinker, brake lights, and the finger. 5 if you count flashing brights but I’m convinced most people think it’s just a fuck you for having headlights that are too bright, which might be the case, but I’m usually telling you there a pig ahead.

I meant fucked as in our politicians are, despite what we think, thinking generations ahead to the point they’ve accepted the consequences of our actions and know there’s no going back and therefore looking for ways to monetize the future bleakness that is our world.

Fuck that’s insane. Makes perfect sense but holy shit. I fucking hate this planet and this country even more.

Even for free I honestly don’t think I could do it. And I live in California where fucking everyone has a Tesla. I’d sell it if I thought I could I guess.

Why do we need Greenland? Is it so we can easily attack Russia or something? Isn’t Alaska pretty fucking close? Like what is the reason for annexing Greenland?

To make it more like humanity yes. That’s where we might be going wrong with AI. Attempting to make it in our image will end in despair lol.

Hard ass

We’re boned

You guys need to be careful with that shit. You should be cleaning out the lint tray regularly otherwise it can overheat and cause disastrous fires. Not to mention if you keep the lint out it will help dry everything faster. Nothing worse than a motherfucker running around with a wet brain.

You commented at least once every hour for the previous 11 hours since this comment lol

Which is fine, but come on. We are all terminally online these days. Granted, at least we aren’t doing it on 4chan.