https://www.vote411.org/

There are other similar websites that can walk you through registering to vote, but I like this one because they make it easy to find out what elections are coming up. Just put in your street address. No sign up required.

Maybe this should go in no stupid questions, but I’m curious to hear the explanation too. Am I just outdated? I thought every good home first aid kit should have a bottle.

This sounds like a fun thought experiment. What are the cyberastrological signs?

“Oh, she’s such a typical Myspace”

“I can’t adult properly when AOL is in retrograde.”

“I’m a Lemmy with Linux in the fourth house”

Will Everclear freeze (in a typical home freezer)? Or does this require going out for dry ice?

I don’t require assistance to change a tire. I like to play with power tools. I do the fixit jobs around the house and know how all the systems function. I can hook up my camper to the truck by myself and I prefer to get a back in spot at the campground.

Las Vegas being the exception that kind of proves the rule.

You’re in Aww, are you lost? Do I need to trap you and hand you over to the rehabbers too?

Yasss! Rebel with me!! I’ve ripped the tags off all my pillows!

I like to put king size blankets on my queen bed so that there is lots of coverage. The linen police haven’t served me a no-knock warrant yet!

Buy a full size flat sheet?

I think I conflated red dress girl with goodbye girl, as Porrada clarified.

Are you doing the Louie CK bit? (Louie? Louis? I can’t ever keep it straight)

Where he talks about how somewhere there 100% exists a test reel of dozens of little girls trying out for the “girl in the red dress goodbye girl” part. Dozens of little girls brought or dragged by their parents to a casting call hoping to get their darling into the business. Dozens of little girls saying that line (“goodbye Jews”) emphatically, petulantly, sweetly, angrily, monotone-ly, loudly, softly…

The Flash’s clumsy cousin…it’s Crash!

Also, I saw an eagle try to catch a snake once, and the snake was a constrictor. The snake wrapped itself around the eagle, grounding it. Neither were letting go, neither were going to survive. It was pretty metal, and it wasn’t beautiful. Definitely grotesque and brutal.

Dead and desiccated bodies around a body of water that has dried up. Fish, antelope, wildebeest, etc.

Oof. I do this to my sweetie. Thank you for the reminder to work on that some more.

I always thought this is why Olive Garden, Red Lobster, whatever 80s/90s fad chain restaurant sang their own birthday songs for patrons.

Happy happy birthday…<br> It’s your special day…<br><br> happy happy birthday<br> That’s why we’re here to say HEY!<br><br> Happy happy birthday<br> may alll your dreams come true<br><br> happy happy birthday<br> from Bennigans to you…HEY!

Bluevine is a great online bank for new LLCs. It’s free. It’s easy to set up accounts. You can get a debit card. They will send you 200 free checks a year (upon request). I’ve used them for 2 of my LLCs and a nonprofit.

Don’t worry so much about interest rates right now. You’re just trying to get established. Once you have banked enough for operating costs for whatever joint maintenance there is, you can turn your attention to how you invest any surplus.

Ah this sucks. Would your advisor or the registrar know if they would accept credits for these courses from another school… and if there are any summer programs available… so that you wouldn’t have to wait until fall semester?

I imagine she formerly worked at a Lonestar Steakhouse. That or she had some affiliation with Texas. Being that these were restaurant folk, I’m leaning toward the first.