nul.NUL.NOOOOOOL!!!

Rotate your phone 180 degrees.

Remember that Nickelodeon cartoon? Cat-god?

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. … More shit…
9. Even more shit…

Teacher, leave the kids alone!

Why not? You prefer bottles? Sacks? Shovels? Cat asses? Hats?

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

… ubuntu. New day – new phraseologism.

I saw a neighbourhood where they LOCK the garbage bins. No, we don’t have animals that can make a mess. Never had a chance to ask for a reasoning.

Worm: But why?
Copyright lawyer: Because fuck you, that’s why!

Marketers aren’t intelligent either, so I see no reason to listen to them.

The Atari chess program can play chess better than the Boeing 747 too. And better than the North Pole. Amazing!

Who said “instead”? Putin wants all. And NATO has serious problems with articulating “No”.

I demand more variants:

1. The power of yes
2. The power of no
3. The weakness of yes
4. The weakness of no
5. Is yes better than no?
6. Is no better than yes?
7. Yes or no?
8. No or yes?
9. Yes to yes!
10. Yes to no!
11. No to yes!
12. No to no!
13. Nooooooo!
14. Yessssss!
15. Nyes!
16. Yeno!
17. Olololono
18. Yeah-yeah-brrrrrr!
    19…

Yes, but you can have 14.768 types of smartphones and colourful stickers. Isn’t it better?

Stop cat files!

But now you can scroll through everything available 780% faster!

Yes, that is exactly what I’m saying.

Yes, unions are too democratic, too humane. Police should have only one goal – to protect the government from peons. You can’t risk the police having any resemblance to humans. This might lead to failure in the main goal achievement.

I believe that they are not allowed. Some of them just are.