My first time ever masturbating and ejaculating was weird. I was like 10 or something. Anyway, I was playing a game in bed on my PSP that I shouldn’t have been playing. (Gangs of London for anyone interested).

The game has still-frame type cutscenes where you have to press X to skip to the next line of dialogue. One of the post-mission cutscenes has a dude watching porn on his TV, and there was a looped sound of a woman moaning.

I listened to it for a minute out of curiosity, but then I realised that the sound of her moaning was really nice and I started to get a tingling feeling down below. Instinctively I began touching myself while listening and it felt so good.

When I ejaculated I panicked a little bit because I didn’t know what had just happened to my body.

I’m terrible at dirty chatting on Lemmy. I don’t really see what else I’m supposed to say to a hot girl other than some variation of “I think you’re hot and would like to have sex with you” lmao

That’s why I don’t do PMs. That, plus I’d just be another one of probably dozens of guys messaging said girl.

Giving a double creampie. As in, shooting half a cumload in one pussy, then quickly pulling out and shooting the rest into the other pussy.

The thought of seeing my cum drip out of two girls at the same time turns me on so much.

I think I have a very standard cock. It’s straight, uncut, and a decent size. My balls are much the same, although my right testicle rests further forward than the left.

I’m confident enough about it. Wish I was a little bit thicker but can’t do much about that.

The only questions that matter when it comes to fetishes are: is it legal? Is it harmful? Does everyone involved consent?

If its legal, safe, and everyone consents then there’s no problem.

May you enjoy all the piss.

I’ve been experimenting with cock rings again. I swear I must be the only guy who cums faster when wearing one. Maybe it’s too loose or too tight, I don’t know.