

Jokes on them. I dont use social media. Will they deny me because i dont?


Jokes on them. I dont use social media. Will they deny me because i dont?


I favor a national vote to declare war. Everyone who votes Yes is conscripted into service.
Most of the time, you arent defending your nation, youre invading another nation because they have:
1 Oil 2 strategic land 3 some valuable natural resource your country wants 4 some other religion
Surprise if people do t want to blindly sign up to kill people over those.


Drink water… seriously. Make tea if needed. No sodas.
Invest heavily in a good mattress, you spend 1/3 of your life on it.
Try and make something. Woodworking, painting, music, anything that makes you feel happy.
Find 2 or 3 good friends and keep them for life.
Stay away from religions and cults.
(optional) get a dog. Man and dog evolved together, we need each other.


The CEOs will get a short term boost to profits and stock price. Theyll get a massive bonus from it. Then in a few years when shit starts blowing up, they will retire before that happens with a nice compensation package, leaving the company, employeez, and stockholders up shits creek from his short sighted plan.
But the CEO will be just fine on his yacht, dont worry.


You forgot we run on fritos, tab, and mountain dew.


If someone asks, “What would Jesus do?” Remember that flipping tables and whipping a bitch are viable options.


Just use price divided by total sq.ft.
Well, look at these moneybags with 187 a month. My elderly neighbor on a fixed income gets 17.00 a month.


At some point, all that juicy sweet medical data will be worth the 8 figure bribe to several congressmen to allow thebsale of access to the data for ‘research’ use to amazon and google.
All that data is private, until it isnt.
Dont be so innocent to think that hipaa data will never be sold, it will be eventually


Its been like 3 decades… bit i thought ver 4 introduced the bindery which removed the per server user limit… i moved into networking about that time so im not sure. WindowsNT hadnt been released yet i remember.


Well remember netware had a 250 user limit per server before 4.0. Thats not alot in corp space. I remember running many servers just to handle user auth and logon back with netware 3.12


Swim into an underwater room and slide a door shut then wait for water to drain so i could breathe again… claustrophobic nightmare fuel right there.


Im glad i bought my home 20 years ago… no way i could afford a 3-2 at todays going rate.
I blame all the house flipping shows. Made everyone think they could buy a house, paint it, then resell for 100k more.


I started Shaolin Kung Fu at 45. 7 years later im getting my black sash and getting invited into the inner chamber.
Astro-Photography… quality of yoyr pictures is:
10% skill 90% how much you spend on equipment.
And this is how GOP holds onto power. Its cartoonish how simple it is.


I always say, get a dog. Youll walk every day, you play in the park or backyard. Plus dogs are just awesome companions and help with positive attitudes.
Its a commitment, but i couldnt imagine not having a dog with me. Humans and dogs belong together.
My PMs are all about time allocation… yet they fail to understand what research is.
Pm: How long until you finish designing and implementing this thing?
Me: I cant put a time on it, weve never done this before and have no points of reference. So i could figure it out today or a month from today…i cant give you a time because its bever been implemented.
PM: Sighs in dissapproval… ill just say 5 business days. Hows that.
Me: if we are just making up numbers, sure


That would be for the best since the US has veto rights over everything, basically.
Let them prove it.