Puti - we hrd u lik blowin up stff so we blw up ur stff

Can I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

I don’t think horning in on those conversations is an extrovert trait, even if the specific people in your situation are extroverts. An introvert could feel qualified in the subject, which puts it in their comfort zone, so they seize the opportunity to interact.

Same reason most CEOs of long-established companies are old. The only young religious leaders are in startup religions.

Reminds me of DMing an adventure that hinges on the party encountering teabags and hot water.

Dark

I always hate when my own computer says I need permission. “Permission”? I own your damn ass! It should be more like, “Unable to comply due to security settings” - and even better, tell me where the settings are, and add, “Your Majesty”.

The washer, dryer, dishwasher and fridge my wife had when we got married were already old and all lasted 20 years more. The fridge was the first to go, and in the 12 years since then they have all been replaced twice.

Not really, it means mechanically working longer not forever.

I’ve heard this from service techs who have worked on my refrigerator and dishwasher - major appliances in America last a third as long as they did 10 or 15 years ago.

Imagine, government of the people, by the people, and for the people - that’s crazy SoCiAlIsM talk!

I agree, capitalism is just one way greed manifests itself. Greedy opportunists figure out how to exploit any system. The people douchevoting you are binary meme-brains who think you’re saying capitalism is the greatest thing since Betty White because you didn’t explicitly say the opposite.

When did Meredith at Dunder Mifflin become a vampire?

1. Trump threatens Nintendo with tariffs
2. Nintendo doesn’t seem to GAF
3. Trump says he’ll talk with Nintendo if they call
4. Nintendo doesn’t call
5. Trump cancels tariff, invites Nintendo CEO to lunch
6. MAGA applauds Trump for saving America from something or other

'Bestos saved my buddy’s life in 'Nam, man.

Remember your towel protocol:

I seriously doubt this number, as it’s roughly 7ml for every male in America. I recall from chemistry classes that there are about 10 drops of water in a ml, so that’s 70 full-size drops - or a lot more small droplets - hitting the floor during a day of peeing a few times. A lot of it would land on the front of our pants, so it would be super common for guys to have pee liberally splattered all over our pants. That just doesn’t happen, unless maybe you did something weird like pee straight at a tile wall. The only way this could be true is if there are a significant number of guys who deliberately pee on the floor. Anybody wanna fess up?

Seek counseling.

Politicians would have to work a bit harder to do the bidding of their financial backers and ignore what the public wants.

With such little information my only comment is that sometimes people who feel neglected go for shock value - deliberately saying things they hope will disturb someone enough to pay attention to them. This in turn can have roots that go in all sorts of directions. People are complicated and it’s really pointless to say here’s behavior A, it must have cause B. That’s why profiling is wrong, whether it’s cops or people who extrapolate your whole personality from a comment.