I remember when loading a GUI in *NIX systems was frown upon and would get you judged by your peers…

Back in the day if I wanted to quit Windows the fastest way, I’d rename the c:/windows folder…

Back to the DOS prompt faster than you could blink

“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream”

Laurel you mean?

You guys only got alcoholism??!?

That’s also why I fervently defend that the lyrics actually say: “I would bleed, I would dye; I would bleed I would die”

US lost the Cold War and a bunch of Russian assets are now running the White House

A person of culture!

Maybe because they’re kinda raw-dogeing it?

Early bird pricing starts at $1,499 for printer and starter ink bundle.

Second paragraph.

Why can’t we go backwards? For once…backwards…really fast…as fast as we can…really put the pedal…

Donkey Kong Country…

I don’t want my iPhone to get the build quality of a motorized dumpster

Imma gonna sit this one out…

Stop hiding your pain, Harold…

See, this is why you Linux users have a bad rep.

/s

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And the UAE

MAGA Red ™

A deeply traumatized sociopath trust fund billionaire that keeps bullying the scientists who only want to save the planet.

Yup, that tracks.

Wait…