Die for my sins harder, daddy.

Oh hi gurl - might be a third type of guy.

They’re what you should do after peeing.

Maybe they’re Earl like? Erly?

Sir, another death star has hit the big screens.

Pho around and find out.

I love how they claim Antarctica, like those penguins are defending the beachheads.

Whodaho?

Udaho!

Stalking victim: look at me, I’m the stalker now!

Oof, I feel this right in the back problems.

You can swargo my balls.

You were the chosen one! You were meant to bring bal

A true dad wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to boop the son’s nose with this setup.

5/7 meme.

If you moustache, you’re not ready to know the answer.

It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

What if they slip and fall? They should switch to drinking and sauna-ing.

Shit, looking to adopt one more?

That’s when you set your cruise control to exactly the speed limit and sit back to enjoy the show.

We are all body!