You’re so lazy you didn’t even bother to make a comic for the comic instance. You’re pathetic.

Sad Isolated Loud

I haven’t been to a concert since COVID.

W3 g01ng b@ck 2 typ31ng 1n l33t?

I hate the Rocky Horror Picture Show because I used to have to clean the theater I worked at after midnight showings of the movie.

When I was broke and I was living with a roommate I bought a Humble Bundle with Sims 2 included. Played it for a while and eventually started a new save creating my roommate and myself in a small house the size of our apartment.

A couple hours in and the virtual two of us were sitting on a couch while virtual me played a video game. This was happening while my roommate and I were sitting on a couch and he was watching myself play the Sims (pc hooked up to television) watching the virtual us do the same thing.

The same thought hit us both at the same time. It got too existential for us at that point and I had to stop playing. I never picked the Sims up after that.

The Sims.

Don’t fuck around in the archeology zones!

Mayans usually only sacrificed nobility. This dude got a “von” in his name?

Not this SPAM again!

Sell your blood platelets.

One of the posts got deleted. So I’m guessing this is a troll using alt accounts. Weak trolling though.

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It depends on context and conversation. I get 👍 replies to my comments at work which 80% of the time means whatever I’m about to break in the code base nobody is currently working on.

I stopped feeling I had imposter syndrome about a year ago. Now it feels like everyone has long covid and keeping a coherent thought in your head for longer than five minutes is a super power.

You still need to use the bathroom eventually even with Soylent. Honestly I found after a couple weeks only doing Soylent wrecked my guts.

Honestly Huel is a lot easier on the tummy, give that a try for a few days and see how well you adjust.

I heard it from the Castle Superbeast podcast.

Bullet Heaven

I’d rather just have bees.