I didn’t see your comment till just now. Sorry you got down voted. People are dumb for down voting you because you asked a question. I saw an answer, so have an upvote friend :)

Sure, but whataboutism doesn’t change the gravity if this situation.

Yup. News is the only instance I’ve blocked cause of that kind of nonsense. Luckily we got choices and can easily leave poorly-run communities without leaving the whole 'verse.

Lemme get a bite

What a garbage place.

At the very least I’d try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = ‘NICE’

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I’d rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that’s often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)

Well played sir or madam. Well played.

That it’s silly to reply with disagreements for a question that’s asking for disagreeable opinions. 😉

Or build a pyramid

Me: I’m bored Bethesda: No you’re not. Me: Oh

Why do you feel you need to convince them of anything? I totally get having your eyes opened to the broader spectrum of coffees available but end of the day it’s a preference based on subjective senses. Let 'em do them, what’s the harm?

Why are they all in her bedroom, mommy?

So you might even say, “21% of you helped the tip”?

Have you ever seen those cock hero videos? Some of them are over an hour long. Yeah, I ain’t got the patience for all that!