The mountains I managed to clip my way up… I spent way too much time doing that. Climbed the “Throat of the World” before I got the shout that would clear the wind barriers—because why not lol

I don’t have MacOS, but it’s nice they make that intuitive

I’m traumatized by elementary school teachers telling me my sentences were too “choppy”. But verbose quickly becomes run-on… I still have to heal

I like the cut of your jib

Dang, I was thinking “ellipsis” but then was unsure of myself and too lazy to search, so thank you! Honestly, idk anyone IRL who uses em-dahes casually, I just like using 'em (eyyy, a little em joke)

Maybe they’re trying to say that we’re not normal? Idk, but either way — rude lol

I’ve been a fan of em-dashes for a long time, mainly to try and make sentences more coherent without overusing commas, semicolons, and whatever the “…” is called. It’s just another piece of the grammatical jigsaw that allows written language to kinda have a voice. But I also don’t use an em-dash like 5 times in a paragraph

I just gotta long-press the dash symbol on my phone to use it — like so. Now on a physical keyboard, I gotta really want to use it cause I can never remember the key combination. But I refuse to let AI ruin a perfectly good piece of punctuation for me

They do make that, but I’ve never met a nail biter who was actually deterred by it. But it could still help to bring the nail biting into focus, so you don’t accidently “mindlessly” chew

I’m fuck, sorry off

I thought the exact same thing

Is your meme agreeing or disagreeing with them?

“Ample ability to do so” is what confuses me about your post. Idk, I guess “ample” is contextually suggestive

Edit: thinking about it, isn’t the first panel (of the original comic) the very definition of, “act on your principles when you have ample ability to do so”? I’m overthinking it, aren’t I? You were just trying to be snarky back at them… sorry, carry on then

I’m not the same guy, but I also can’t say if it’s a frequent part of the dating scene. My wife and I were both bad at dating, we just got lucky finding each other. I’d be screwed if I had to date again lol

Sometimes ya gotta put your entire self out there, right from the jump… see what happens

Week 2 of our relationship: I drank too much with her, took a bath while she slept (I’m at her apartment), woke up in a cold bath to her peeing and asking if I’m good

Over 10 years in now: I somehow love her more everyday and get to grow with my best friend. The “bath incident” still comes up as a funny “how we met” story

What’s too wiggly?

Can you give me the recipe for an attractive lasagna?

Yes

Y’all are both childish

It’s the rug and lighting, but I see what your saying. It makes like a depth perception illusion. It is flat though

Edit: there’s also some kind of triangular, concave? object next to the dresser in the first photo. It tripped me up without even realizing it at first

Doo dooooo, hahhhhhhhhhhh…

And I had to wait it out a bit… because every once in a bluemoon, it would manage to push through