And 0 marbles

Wow i never thought a Labor government would suck up to the US and take their side on a pointless war in the middle east… Again

Thats a lot of paperwork, just get Ukraine to blow up the pipelines

Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

Edit: Kermit “C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh”

That is typically how theatres work

I needed to make an account recently, if you make it via a proper computer you get this and it sends it as an “appeal”… Which means they werent clever enough to separate new account creation from actual appeals. So of course what happens is it goes to some call center in some poor part of the world where they’re not smart enough to know the difference or dont care, they hit deny and you get perma banned.

This is not the same if you sign up via an app, which is amazingly stupid but whatever.

Ironically i learned about this by watching youtube videos for scammers on how to make fake facebook accounts.

Of course i immediately uninstalled the app, because i dont want that cancer on my phone.

Oh no… Five Eyes without the US would be called Four Eyes…

We’d better find another partner or a new name

Ive been calling it Mega Texas, but now i guess its Maga Texas

Followed swiftly by operation jizzberworld

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this