You can turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. Cameras and animals count!

This is MADNESS

I’ve kinda been feeling like a rotisserie chicken myself lately ngl

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I thought Turks didnt like curds

I still average about 10K steps per day, but if I take it easy and just sit around the house for a few days too long I instantly get punished with a gout attack. Apart from that 500% daily recommended dose of vitamin D seems to be enough to keep this decrepit old husk going

So not that much unlike alcohol then

That’s barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

My brothers!

Shooting water from my fingertips like the awesome aqua wizard that I am

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

Wernstrom!

Second

If someone told me, just before the invasion, that in 2025 Ukraine would be dunking on Russian energy infrastructure with near impunity, I would have said they were batshit crazy. Slava Ukraini.

Any day now Tesla is gonna be renamed Hyperion