Meta is a tariff on humanity.

I imagine if you’re already on your deathbed and you have to listen to some shitty little windbag, it could remove your motivation to hang on.

That’s like saying I just had one of my best shits since my IBS diagnosis.

And sometimes, small outside factors can relieve or worsen that decline.

Probably best not visit the UK or large portions of Europe in that case.

I’m sure they were just going to mention coconuts.

Trepanning is the solution to many of life’s problems.

Just checking out the Tate human trafficking hotspots

Is it still April Fools Day?

The best friends are always made by one side nuking the other into oblivion

I mean… it’s not wrong. She even celebrates it in the next reply.

Everyone had a few black servants growing up, especially those of us who lived in a very well-run, law-abiding country with virtually no crime at all. Therefore we don’t need DEI programs.

But… he had lots of black servants and they were paid to smile at him.

It doesn’t say he was kind to them, it just says he had to buy friends.

Something no IT professional has ever said: “let’s improve the Wi-Fi quality by putting the router 500km away”.

That’s Jimmy Olsen’s whole purpose. Even Clark gets to “not my job” this situation.

I understand that this bug probably didn’t need a video to be actioned, but if it is a 1 minute repro, it isn’t really a huge ask for you to screen cap it. Making a 15 minute troll video isn’t exactly heroic malicious compliance.

I mean, he wouldn’t have this problem if he stopped impregnating and then dumping a new woman every year.

Roblox is only interested in the kids of hands-off parents. Preferably the ones with good credit.

I’d argue that Kyle_Bartley’s is actually one of the best Wikipedia images I’ve seen