Hell, just the word Daddy is an instant mood killer for me.

And don’t forget to have a gesture as well! Sometimes tapping out is easier than speaking, especially in some bdsm predicaments.

Extremely athletic poses are great for showing off but not for getting off.

Haha, I actually love that dynamic though. (Quality time learning skills together is super sexy!) Eventually you don’t need the tutorials any more, of course, and the flow gets better.

There are LOTS of girls who especially want a submissive man. If you’re really into that, you might consider a dating site or group that specializes in kink.

I know it sounds scary but kink groups are really super friendly in my experience. (I do shibari, but it applies to other kinks as well.) Most of the people there are just excited to meet someone else that’s into the same stuff as them.

Be the one holding the whip and nobody will wonder.

As you age that range can expand without being creepy. Someone 70 years old might find it very difficult to stick within a 2 year range.

The “half your age plus seven” rule might be a bit more universal.

I’ve heard that diet strongly affects semen flavor.

I think it’s strange that it’s called a breeding kink, or a creampie kink. Like, that’s just how sex is supposed to work? It’s everybody else who are weird.

I know she’s down bad when she sends me a gcode file.