If you wish so:

I’m not the only one who ran around the fountain in the courtyard 128 times to try to get Luigi in my game

Bills Gate

“I don’t worry about missing security patches. I just have 5 anti-virus tools running simultaneously, they keep me safe.”

Scrolled past it. (quickly)

My head: “was that a mini-pizza under a microscope?!”

Scrolling back…

“Oh, sadly just a regular sized pizza and a red kitchen appliance. Looks yummy, tho”

Guess the difference is what you grew up with and therefore intuitively prefer:

• allegedly american thinking: This baby sucks X gallons. Let’s see how far I can get with it

• allegedly non-american thanking: I need to drive roughly X 1/2 hundred kilometers, and that will burn that much fuel.

And it can also burn people.

Someone tried to convince me to lemmy in 2022. And until the Reddit-thing this single message was the whole reason I didn’t even thought about joining lemmy. It was weird to me back then.

My parents made me regret coming late by being disappointed at me, not by threats.

The problem is more that cumming is the goal for many guys.

I may won’t last long when penetrating, but we still have fun for hours before and after it.

And I think that’s a point about how to approach sex, not about sexual identity

The important parts are paint and maintenance.

Give a commie block a fresh coat of paint every decade or so and they can look good (though I just don’t like flat roofs. But that’s personal taste.)

But while a somewhat run down european style house can still have some charme for longer (guess I’m biased here) a run down commie block in gray and with cracks in the facade will quickly start to look depressing.

And as they are often chosen for cost reasons inside capitalistic environments, they are often neglected.

So, the problem is not commie blocks, but how they are maintained. And as often we tend to search for the extreme examples if we (dis)like something.

One could say it’s wonderful

You underestimate my unity with my chair.

formally yes, but most people I know just say “Ami”

I’m hery sure tvey are…

(actually tvis works quite good, I tvink I will use tvis for a hocal quirk for a dnd-npc)

Last time I checked V and H were different letters.

Verstörend.

Who knows if you really want to have much much wealth in the future.

Maybe he would have made the deal of his life the next week if his future me wouldn’t have intervened; but 30 years later everybody that ever had more than a million gets killed by the revolutionary movement that swapped across the world after society almost collapsed due to greed.

But he managed to reach a time machine, and now he calculated that if he saves a maximum of 15% he will only ever reach 975000 bucks and therefore survive the revolution

have

We germans know that have has no b; our autocorrect just corrects it to habe all the time

And (afaik) with the executors mental health in mind as well.

e.g. if you just crush a head with a stone you will know you did it.

If two others and you have to push a button you can tell yourself that it’s more probable you didn’t kill somebody than that you did.

I would be more concerned about phantom pain.

Sure, your fried receptors are not firing anymore; but your head may interpret the absence of any sensory input as pain.