Oh dear God, I am so so so very tired of saying “What a fucking moron,” every goddam time I see a headline with his name in it.

I was over it four years ago and it feels like some cruel joke that I’m saying it again day after day.

The first time I played Super Mario on the N64 I can still recall how it made me slightly dizzy, which delighted me. That effect only lasted a short while, but it was a lot of fun to feel that disoriented by a video game, if but briefly.

Shhhh! Don’t interrupt him, he’s decomposing.

Good for them. It’s clear that we (the U.S.) can no longer be trusted to act in good faith.

They did! And I weirdly kind of miss them for the entirely non-logical reason that they looked elegant.

Don’t get me wrong, I adapted in about 3 seconds when I made the switch to Mac OS X 25 years ago, but I irrationally kinda miss them just a tiny bit.

This really rises to one of 2023’s oddest stories. I mean, I don’t even have a square for “Indian-Canadian Cold War” on my 2023 bingo card.

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