“No b-because he was a bad guy so we can accuse him of other bad guy stuff too!”

Inb4 police find “a mysterious white power” and never mention it again

I love Cynthoni

Thoughts and prayers. I’m sure that invisible sky daddy is taking care of him

Red Scare or “duh ill-e-gulls”

You guys will literally read “Russia will stop fighting” and complain

Old Soviet Joke:

Q: How do you find the mass of a Red Hot Chile Pepper?

A: Give it a weight, give it a weigh, give it a weight, now!

Sorry, someone had to do it 😎😎

Venmo

Much less frequently than I did only a few years ago, about 4 a year probably versus around 10 times that pre-COVID. Call it getting older and moving on the other side of town from my regular venues.

Local shows only, I don’t even consider anything LiveNation to be a “concert,” just a grifting scheme.

Are you a Dasini water bottle? If so, you’re probably correct

Have they tried releasing another pork latte? Maybe it was just a fluke why it didn’t work the first time

Trick question, does a release of all releases containing itself make more money for a 12 year old franchise with 2 stories but 7 releases?

It’s not a complete collection unless they include all 7 games.

The Last of Us

The Last of Us Left Behind

The Last of Us Remastered

The Last of Us Part II

The Last of Us Part I

The Last of Us Part I + Left Behind Remastered

The Last of Us Part II Remastered

Say it ain’t so

Especially that AI pic. The scale is way off and what’s up with the fork?

The US government considers a 500hp V8 4-ton lifted RAM capable of cruising at 90mph with a iPad permantly embedded in the dash safer than a little 40mpg truck with a usable bed.

but muh safety

We have license classes and riding restrictions for a reason, numbnuts. This is 100% just protections BS. Otherwise, explain motorcycles or tractors being allowed on the road.

Kei trucks, and, hell, any good cars, are only dangerous to one thing: American profits.

Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake

That’s generally how luxury pricing works, yes.

OP has clearly never worked in a kitchen before

Fiduciary responsibility, companies have a legal obligation to not only protect but grow their investor’s money. Part of this is chasing trends that other companies have spent R&D on and found success with.

If Google found that they could make more money selling socks door-to-door than they do with YouTube, they’d have a legal requirement to do so.

Hegseth? Davidson? Who are you referring to?

Fiona Apple is one of the only artists where someone could say literally any album of hers is the best and I’d probably agree