If Mr. Burns from the Simpsons became based:

If they let you play as the DPRK though I might just have to pirate it 👀

With the World Cup now over I’ve been watching the ASEAN Championship matches and rooting for Vietnam and Laos of course

PLEASE let the World Cup have Iran vs USA with Iran winning by 1 point it would be the funniest thing in all of human history

They’ve already been fucking with many different teams by pestering them with ICE and such when they enter the US

All the Soviet Republic flags 🫡 BASED

One time I met Xi Jinping in person and he reached at my face and said “Got your nose!” I didn’t believe him at first but then I saw my very own nose wriggling between his fingers… I haven’t been able to smell ever since 😔 Then Kim Jong Un showed up and kicked me in the balls

Still think Communism works???

It’s his 156th birthday today!

I suspect trump is even more likely to attack Cuba to try and compensate for being humiliated by Iran

Iran going beast mode 😎

Ugh fine 🙄

Why do I see so many Polish 🇵🇱 neonazis online? I guess that’s what almost 4 decades of no socialism does to people 🤷‍♂️

Sweet

Apparently amerikkka is sending a B-whatevernumber Mercury plane over there which is some special plane used to scope things out for nuclear strikes…

Yeah I’m scared of them being mitarily attacked by amerikkka as trump seems to be gearing up more towards Cuba. I think part of the reason they attacked Venezuela was in order to stop Venezuelan oil getting to Cuba, so it seems they’re trying to slowly suffocate Cuba (even more so than they already have been for decades). The best thing Cuba could do is get nukes but that seems impossible given the blockade, so the next best thing is like you said: amerikkka cripples itself fighting Iran and loses major military capabilities, although I think Cuba would still be in danger given it’s proximity to the USA

I’m terrified for Cuba rn

Ugh fine 🙄

I wish China or DPRK would give nukes to all the countries threatened by the USA rn 😒

¡Prospero año nuevo!

Happy New Year Everybody!