Y’all are so stuck in the old linear thinking. Be brave, expand your mind. Rubik’s cube phone when?

I was thinking it was more to do with dancing

You’re thinking of Homo Groovensis, the famous hunter dancerers.

I find it fascinating that this is down voted.

When the day comes that I’m forced to buy a car I’ll be flummoxed.

Ah yes I’d sure like to own a snitchmobile.

One of us is high as fuck and I don’t think it’s me.

Forced labor with electric shocks*

No they have a diver/miner down there who they give electric shocks so that he works faster.

You’re gonna launch those submarines at the ICBMs or at North Korea? Either way I suggest unpacking the ballistic missiles and fire them individually instead of launching the entire sub.

That flyover didn’t seem crazy to me, no barrel rolls or anything.

I highly doubt those troops are for invading Finland. If there’s any NATO country that should be worried it’s probably Estonia. Especially if/when Trump gets elected president again.

sounds of thousands of Christian conservative pearls getting clutched

Hehe, well be long gone before that happens.

I don’t know about game critics, but movie critics have (usually) studied film on an academic level, and watched a whole fuck ton of movies for the purpose of breaking them down and analyzing them. They’re not watching and/or thinking about movies like most people. Of course they will judge them differently.

Giving social media platforms access to my contacts? Ew. Never. However for those that want it it might be a good idea, except what if I don’t want whoever has put me in their contacts to find me that way?

Protip: add cats to the factory to increase high quality weavable dust. Cats are also good for microchips.

No no, see what happened was the Chinese ship was trying to clear their water hoses from being clogged, and no matter where they aimed at the Philippine boat navigated to that exact spot in an act of aggression.

“This just in, Vladimir Putin who was seen carried away in pieces to an ambulance after the bomb attack during his speech this morning, has made a quick recovery and is reported to be in good health. He is expected to make an appearance later this evening.”

Do you know nothing about the female reproductive system? Just as it has a way to shut that thing down if there has been a rape, it can just become spontaneously pregante if the carrier really wants a baby (or is ordered by The Great Leader).

Maybe the kids are for food?