What you want for long, sloppy blowjobs are Flintts Mints. They have a chemical that makes your mouth water like crazy. They use it on swabs for people who can’t produce saliva. I use one when weed gives me dry mkuth. It’ll make her drool everywhere.

I once called my niece Lil’ Bit, and every adult in the room’s breath stopped for half a second. Not i call her that all the ti,e when her parents are around! She’s 9, so that won’t last much longer.

Like this Dave Chappelle bit?

I do love to make needy girls hump their stuffed animals…