Eeeewwwwww

My dad always told me that when a company switches to single ply toilet paper, it’s time to gtfo bc the writing is on the wall. Company’s going under.

I’ve been in this meeting!

What you didn’t know is that the universe is mostly ducks. Dark matter? More like duck matter!

Oh yeah, and giving each person their own ringtone

Now there’s some 'member berries

Maybe cross post to !workreform@lemmy.world

A landbastard also implies there’s a seabastard, skybastards, and firebastard