Pffft, glowing things can’t be dangerous! I snorted the glowing powder that was in my negative ion bracelet and I feel fine!

The thing is that most voters would be in favor of such a thing. Which is why those policies rarely find their way to polls. We don’t live in a direct democracy. We live in an oligarchy.

Edit: Talking about the US here.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won’t work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

I’m with Homer. Fuck that guy

YO! That’s so neat! My stove has a huge problem with overheating and I have to play close attention to it

I also had to do a double take

I mean… There’s that one species that entered its own stone age…

Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.

Meanwhile, giving myself root access to my own computer is a bitch. I need to just switch to Linux

We already have a word for that: Y’all!

Bruh, I’m 21, and this is me… I might need help…