Green: Go ahead and eat it.

Yellow: Caution. Delicious.

Red: Stop not eating them.

You all are about 90% done with the first chapter.

Dammit, Stephanie Meyer! Get off Lemmy and get back to…oh…hmmm. Actually, please disregard. As you were.

Corgis:

Born to outrun you.

Built to out-fit you.

Goddammit, Muffin! I do not have time for this! I have to be at work soon!

I feel like this is the correct answer. I remember some people calling them “meemees” though.

That’s how I pronounce it, but I interpreted the post as implying the OP pronounces it “meemee.”

How many other people call them meems?

What’s rocky horror?

I believe that’s an entirely correct assessment, yes.

• Greta Thunberg

• Eliezer Yudkowsky

• His mother when she insisted he at least try a bite of mashed potatoes before deciding he doesn’t like them after he complained that they’re not paleo. Caveat here: she stopped being an antichrist later that week when he asked for a treat and she let him have one.

• His coffee table after he banged his little toe on one of its legs in the middle of the night.

See his new self-help book, if you want to know more:

“Everything I Don’t Like Is an Antichrist: Better Living by Reframing Your Reality as a Dualistic War between Good and Evil in which You Are Always on the Side of Good No Matter What.”

Seriously, though, this guy has no idea what a/the antichrist would be like based on the literature he’s purportedly referencing. He’s not accusing televangelist fraudsters, war criminals, or deceptive, charismatic, powerful world leaders that threaten religious freedom.

Imagine reading/watching The Lord of the Rings and interpreting it as a tragic tale in which the noble protagonist is defeated at the end. That will give a pretty good idea of who he is, what he’s doing, and why.

Edit: Formatting

https://unbreakableumbrella.com/unbreakable-walking-stick-umbrella-standard/

Don’t know of this is the sort of thing you’re looking for. It comes with a removable cap for using it as a cane. Beneath the cap is a metal spike, but it’s not sharp. It’s good as an umbrella and is extremely, absurdly, strong. I’ve heard the handle can get kind of gummy if left in the sun, but I haven’t had that problem. Be forewarned that the marketing for it is a self-indulgent cesspool of mall ninja, incel, “alpha male” defensive violence fantasies. It is a good product, though.

That peerage system is headcannon now. Kind of adds weird drama and subtext to the erotic video industry. I’m imagining Hamlet, except instead of Prince of Denmark, he’s COO of a large adult film distributer.

I had a similar experience:

When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Crispin Glover. I was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him, as he read a magazine and waited, but didn’t know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Crispin, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Crispin put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

Chewbacca: “Hhhummghhra nwurrr rowrigghh!”

Han Solo: "I know the spice must flow, Chewie! Gimme a break, will ya?!

Are we sure this isn’t Crispin Glover?

Yes, ceramics galore, with gilded inlay and reliefs depicting the glory of historic soup bacchanalia of eons past.

Sign me up, too. In my mind, it comes with unlimited baguette slices and/or garlic bread sticks as well as a bar with an assortment of dozens of shredded cheeses. Also there are various soup spoons available, including the deep asian ones.

Edit: Spelling, although chesses are welcome, too.

Yeah, their stock price has been in decline for years. This is a bending the knee thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kenvue and Johnson and Johnson were rewarded for their fealty.

He also makes unpredictable comics.