Yeah, we’d better stick to the microplastics

R.I.P. Sweet Clyde 🥹

I like both ways honestly. Depends on my mood.

It’s 1006. Source - young me

Recipe?

I am not finding any evidence that an app with that name exists?

This…is not a bad take. 🍻

I used Harold as the sole stock photo person in my last work presentation. Sadly no one caught on, but it was still glorious.

All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.

Absolutely may I have this please

Good lord this man is stupid

Preheat the pan before adding the oil/butter

Cool, maybe we can start a club or something

Have you seen the cost of deli meat lately?

Wait, my condition has a name?

Like, why even have a government, if it can’t feed, clothe, and house the people? Shouldn’t that be priority #1?

You guys go into the office?

How much additional do I save if was planning on having avocado toast?

10.9 cents supply, 16.9 cents delivery. A very old air conditioner running constantly during a 2 week heat wave. Also I work from home.

House? HOUSE!!! I’m in a 1 bedroom apartment!!!