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5·1 year agoAn M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.
Imagine trying to justify thousands of murdered children because some people decided to attack a festival.
An attack, I might add, the government had been informed of and bafflingly did the opposite of adding protection to heavy traffic areas…
The petco groomer decided to shave my dogs’ entire ass because he “didn’t want to brush out butt tangles today”, his exact words when we went to collect our dog.
He’s a great Pyrenees Collie mix.
His hair went from long and silky with an undercoat, to frizzy, thick, unmanageable mess that has to be brushed twice a day to prevent mats.
Congrats bitch, now my dog will never have his hair be normal again because you didn’t want to do your job right.
Pledges are worth whatever paper they’re printed on.
Government pledges are worth the toilet paper you print it on.
Do it or shut the fuck up.
Booger hook: bang switch.
#10: Greed is eternal.
#45: Expand or die.
I think they’ve all taken this to heart, like good Ferengi.
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Slow and Curteous: Tokyo Grip
Someone more clever than me can make a joke with that, I was picturing some kind of super polite tire salesman who primarily deals in snow tires.
Don’t be polite: be predictable.
Don’t wave that other person through the intersection when it’s your turn, it just creates confusion. Go through like you are supposed to.
Don’t slow down to let the yeilding traffic in. They are supposed to YEILD TO YOU.
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