The hard copies are hard to find and I don’t buy digital.

So, that explains one.

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I bet you have a neighbor that changes his own oil.

Fun fact, if you mix dirty engine oil and sand in a water balloon, you could completely blind any vehicles that might be nearby.

Motor oil and sand just does not come off when it’s all over motor vehicle windows.

Completely impossible to see through.

Just gonna leave that there

If someone tells you to put a gun to a guys head for trying to feed his family, on pain of not being able to feed your own family, that’s a good sign to turn the gun on the guy giving the orders.

Because he might as well have a gun pointed at them.

What actual service are these people providing? What good is being done for society such that it justifies private jet money? How are they different than a con man sharking cards?

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t remember the last time I had a problem with windows. I had some issues getting a media server set up that ended up being the router my ISP gave me, I had an issue with the 11 “upgrade” that ended up being a BIOS setting. But the last time I had an issue that was actually Windows related was on a previous computer, and my desktop is damn near geriatric.

First they did it to millennials, now they’re doing it again to Zoomers

Ruminants creating greenhouse gasses is a problem that can solve itself by returning to huge fucking pastures and cooperative farming.

Instead, we’re getting synthetic food. We’re a decade removed from human grade kibble at this point.

Here again, capitalism is the problem. A capitalist offering capitalism solutions to problems created by capitalism isn’t appealing.

I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.

A reliable source tells me Spez likes to diddle kids and has a micropenis.

😬

I’d rather pay with my actual blood than use PayPal.

A laser heating one side of anything enough to ablate material in space will alter it’s trajectory, it’s entirely possible that objects in low earth orbit would be forced to return to earth. That’s been proposed as a possible way to deal with all the random crap in space.

I am called sippy cup because after a drink or two I typically need one haha

Nalgene bottles used to be made out of polycarbonate, a particularly robust plastic that they use for all manner of industrial things. Most safety glasses are polycarbonate, for example. It’s nigh indestructible and cheap as hell.

Nalgene now uses a proprietary plastic they claim to be bpa free. It’s likely not as strong as it used to be but probably still quite tough

Stock now now valuable because it’s cheaper to buy! Line go up.

Amazon! Job cuts! Recession! Scary!!

So I had a minute of boredom and looked it up.

As it turns out, much like I before E, the “sometimes” rule we learned as children is the fucking opposite of truth.

Y is a consonant when it makes the “yuh” sound in words like yellow and yak.

It’s literally always a vowel otherwise.

I never learned when Y was a vowel and at this point I’m to afraid to ask.

A simple toggle, secured with a password would do it. Child’s device Y/N. If no, proceed. Your browser or whatever app you’re using would only need to see that one setting, and it’s not much different than your browser looking at any number of settings on your device.

Shit with TWO toggles, the other being “is this child under the age of 13?” You could even force sites like YouTube actually to comply with federal law about targeting minors with advertising.

But. These laws aren’t actually about protecting children, they’re about establishing a real identity for every person online.