Did you eat it? Because they’re delicious.

I assume the spiders would have died, and now you have delicious, brined cooking bananas!

Same, though mine wasn’t always like that.

I see the point being made; however, how the fuck else might I jam several clauses into one compound megasentence - overwrought and peppered with purple prose - if not with multiple types of punctuation? Should I summarize, streamline? Clearly not: all thoughts should be expressed in full, replete with all irrelevant details. Perhaps remove unneeded, intra-sentence explanations and asides (like this one, which I’m quite fond of) of details obvious to the reader?! Never!

No AI could write with matching convolution — especially when, unlike me, it cannot do so on the toilet.

Seriously! BoF 1-3 with modern graphics and controls would be great .

Same! I saw that characteristic lighting in the preview thumbnail and got so excited.

excel as an relational database

That reminds me of a story. I used to do IT consulting, years ago. One client was running their 5 person real estate office off a low quality, consumer grade, box store HP desktop repurposed as a server. All collaboration was through their U drive, plus every profile had their desktop folder redirected there.

The complaint was the classic “everything is slow”, which turned out to be “opening my spreadsheet takes 10 minutes then it’s slow”. Yeah, because that poor little “server” had a single 100 Mb jack and the owner had a 1.5 GB excel spreadsheet project where he was trying to build a relational database and property valuation tool. Six fucking heavily cross referenced tabs, some with thousands of entries. He was so proud when I asked him to explain what was going on there. He fired me when I couldn’t fix his issue without massive changes to either his excel abomination or hardware.

I had a serious love/hate relationship with that game.

Same with my partner and me. We met through mutual friends when they were visiting our area as they lived literally thousands of miles away. We hit it off and hooked up that night. We agreed nothing would come of it - we even shook hands on it!

Four months later we were a couple. A year later we relocated and moved in together. Now we’ve been married for 12 years.

Worst one night stand ever.

I really hope they make a Croque Monsieur with this pig.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not. Unless a home is small, effectively airtight, filled with people, and the doors and windows are never opened, oxygen concentrations aren’t going to fall enough to be impactful.

Same! Mine have a passthrough mode that pumps through what the microphone picks up but lets you select how much. I leave a little on because I feel weird if I can’t hear what’s happening in my surroundings.

The screenshot or the last 11 months?

Cheaper manufacturing costs with the added “benefit” of making it hard to repair so users buy another one if it breaks

I inherited a 1960s MGB and this is absolutely true. It feels like you’re barreling around corners, but the speedometer only reads 10 MPH.

The scoring range of the RAADS–R is 0–240. A score of 65+ indicates you are likely autistic, as no neurotypical scored above 64 in the research.

My Score: 142

I’m laughing pretty hard over here. My next therapy appointment is going to be interesting.

Thanks! I’m actually kinda excited, it’s a new thing to explore!

Oh. Ohhhhh shit. I was joking around, then I read your first link out of curiosity. Then I started reading related articles.

That’s so me. My old psychiatrist and I were on the fence about if I was autistic or if we simply share some traits since I have CPTSD (thanks dad!) and ADHD, but eventually settled on the latter. This has me thinking I need to reevaluate with my new psychiatrist.

Why is it always trains?!

I love public transportation. Am I autistic?

Edit: Sorry everyone, I’m joking. Until I’m not in a following comment.

It claims to have 18k users. I didn’t see their criteria for “active”, though.