Neither

I pronounce it data. Guess I thought everyone did.

It also ain’t easy bein’ cheesy…

Probably forgot.

There are some big as fuck SUVs though.

I always thought it was General Infantry but I don’t see that term referenced anywhere in the article. Gee, I…guess I was wrong.

Air quotes don’t count as exercise no matter how many sets you do.

Getting your duck parts in a row.

I think he was excited to get started and then it got hard. I mean can you imagine measuring up in those tight areas?

Well he said he was excited to get started.

The guy that came to remeasure said it was 420.

Like a buck-27.

Look for the black light specials.

I knew there had to be tit loans. I’ve gotta call my sister.

OMG

Right in the butt?

I haven’t seen one like this but I am a little tired of looking at grainy traffic lights.

This is almost non-cents.

He has bigger problems. His (and the house’s) “Best by” date was a month ago.

The previous owners just spotted their TV in the listing and are on their way back for it. That might be a deal-breaker for some.